Combing the moustache
Born with a moustache.
Never shaved it.
Doesn't plan to.
The file on him
Some babies are born with a full head of hair. This one went further.
The nurse checked the chart twice. Weight: normal. Hair: a lot. Moustache: already there.
Everyone else smiled for the camera. He looked like he was about to ask about your taxes.
Nobody asked how old he was. The moustache did the interview.
Charts went red.
People threw paper.
Somebody cried into a keyboard.
He finished his milk.
Chapter 05
One barber tried.
Once.
Chapter 06
A moustache like this does not happen by accident. Well, it did. But keeping it is work.
Chapter 07
Not even to check if it's real. It's real.
Panic is for people without a bottle.
Ask the barber.
That's it. That's the last rule.
Chapter 08 · Now
Now there's a billboard. And a lot of people in glued-on moustaches.
Grow one or glue one on. He doesn't check.